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Pressing questions

rubyspurflower:

Did medieval witches baby-talk to their familiars?

“Who be the finest rat in all of this hamlet? Be it thou? Be it thou?? Yes it be!”

Corollary question: did they come up with the same kind of brain-drivel I spit at my dog?

“I hath thine foot. It be mine now. Thou need’st the wheel of a very small ox-cart to replace thine foot.

Okay. I will lease thee thy foot, so thou no longer need’st the wheel, for I be very generous. Thou be welcome, small friend.”